Another email going around, I think i should have tried this one š
A mother passing by her daughterās bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, āMom.ā With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that Iām writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. Iāve been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But itās not only the passion Mom, Iām pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and thatās now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesnāt really hurt anyone and weāll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, weāll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Donāt worry Mom, Iām 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday Iām sure weāll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. Iām over at the neighborās house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card thatās in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.