BITCHOLOGY

When I stand up for
myself and my beliefs,
they call me a /*/ bitch. /*/

When I stand up for
those I love,
they call me a /*/ bitch. /*/

When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts
or do things my own way, they call me a /*/ bitch. /*/

Being a /*/bitch /*/
means I won’t compromise what’s
in my heart.
It means I live my life *_ MY _*way.
It means I won’t allow anyone to step on me.

When I refuse to
tolerate injustice and
speak against it, I am
defined as a /*/ bitch. /*/

The same thing happens when I take time for
myself instead of being everyone’s maid, or when
I act a little selfish.

It means I have the courage and strength to allow
myself to be who I truly am and won’t become
anyone else’s idea of what they think I ‘should’ be.

I am outspoken,
opinionated and determined. I want what I want
and there is nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me,
try to douse my inner flame, try to squash
every ounce of beauty I hold within me.
You won’t succeed.

And if that makes me a /*/bitch /*/, so be it.
I embrace the title and
am proud to bear it.

B – Babe
I – In
T – Total
C – Control of
H – Herself

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything

What a difference 40 years makes ………..

1965: Long Hair
2005: Longing for hair

1965: The perfect high.
2005: The perfect high yield managed fund.

1965: Keg.
2005: EKG.

1965: Acid Rock.
2005: Acid Reflux.

1965: Moving to Queensland because it’s cool.
2005: Moving to Queensland because it’s warm.

1965: Growing pot.
2005: Growing pot belly.

1965: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
2005: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

1965: Being caught with Playboy magazine.
2005: Being caught with Playboy magazine.

1965: Killer weed.
2005: Weed killer.

1965: Finding a new, hip joint.
2005: Getting a new hip joint.

1965: Rolling Stones.
2005: Kidney stones.

1965: Up the system!
2005: Upgrade the system.

1965: Peace sign.
2005: Mercedes emblem.

1965: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
2005: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.

1965: Taking acid.
2005: Taking antiacid.

1965: Passing the driver’s test.
2005: Passing the vision test.