Why condoms don’t offer real protection from STDs (Funny – NSFW)

Heres the gist …

So what I’m going to show now in an experiment, is this. Right here I have a glass. [Holding up pint  glass.] This glass represents a vagina. What I have this here [holding up sieve], this is a condom.

Because a condom is kind of like a filter. And really small things can get through there, like   viruses, right?

And this here is some cream [holds up box of milk or cream] that’s past its sell-by date, so there’s  a lot of lumps in it, and there’s also some liquid cream, right? So the lumps will represent the   sperm cells and the cream will represent the AIDS virus. So the drops of cream because they are    smaller–right now we’re gonna go, this is the penis, right?

So now we’re going to simulate an ejaculation. So the vagina’s right here, here’s the condom   [holding sieve above glass], just open this and here comes the ejaculation, right? [Pouring cream  through sieve].
There is some sperm left in the condom, as you can see, but look here: The VAGINA IS FULL OF AIDS.

OK? This [gesturing at milk in glass] is all AIDS. There is still some AIDS left in the condom, but  not a lot. But most of it is in the vagina. It’s a VAGINA FULL OF AIDS.


OMG! It’s a VAGINA FULL OF AIDS.