What a difference 40 years makes ………..

1965: Long Hair
2005: Longing for hair

1965: The perfect high.
2005: The perfect high yield managed fund.

1965: Keg.
2005: EKG.

1965: Acid Rock.
2005: Acid Reflux.

1965: Moving to Queensland because it’s cool.
2005: Moving to Queensland because it’s warm.

1965: Growing pot.
2005: Growing pot belly.

1965: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
2005: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

1965: Being caught with Playboy magazine.
2005: Being caught with Playboy magazine.

1965: Killer weed.
2005: Weed killer.

1965: Finding a new, hip joint.
2005: Getting a new hip joint.

1965: Rolling Stones.
2005: Kidney stones.

1965: Up the system!
2005: Upgrade the system.

1965: Peace sign.
2005: Mercedes emblem.

1965: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
2005: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.

1965: Taking acid.
2005: Taking antiacid.

1965: Passing the driver’s test.
2005: Passing the vision test.