Do you speak English?
– Yes!
Name?
– Abdul al-Rhazib.
Sex?
– Three to five times a week.
No, no…I mean male or female?
– Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
Holy cow!
– Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
But isn’t that hostile?
– Horse style, doggy style, any style!
Oh dear!
– No, no! Deer run too fast…