Eukanuba Diet

here is a little joke that is quiet funny and yet quite believable that
people would try such a diet…

The Eukanuba Diet

I was buying a large bag of Eukanuba dog food and standing in a queue at the
checkout. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse I told her no,
was starting the Eukanuba Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because
I’d ended up in hospital last time, but that was because I’d lost 22 kilos
before I woke in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IV’s in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that all you do is
your pockets with Eukanuba nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you
feel hungry. I told her that the food is nutritionally complete so I was
to try it again.

I have to mention here that, by now, practically everyone in the queue was
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified,
she asked if I’d ended up in hospital because I’d been poisoned. I told her
no; it was because I’d been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car
hit me.

I thought one guy was gonna have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Stupid cow… why else would I buy dog food?!