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A stock reply to unsolicited dick pics

Tweet Written by┬áSarah-Louise Jordan apparently is a great stock reply to dick pics sent to you. Dear sir, Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration. We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time. However, […]

Shell script to email when web page has updates/changed

Tweet Some shipping companies don’t have any sort of notification system for when updates happen to packages. For small things, this is probably not a major issue, but when i ordered my huge Patio roof, i needed to be at home when it was being delivered to help unload. Unfortunately the website did not have […]

How to 3D print from an image (conversion)

Tweet I tried many variations of this, and most seemed to be really annoyingly hard or not overly great results. This seems to be the best results i have had yet, by doing the following. First of all, get your image, PNG works best IMHO, because you have transparent backgrounds. Ideally you need the image […]