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What is a calorie?

Tweet What is a calorie? Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter… MY WARDROBE IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SHITS.

Posted 10 August 2011 † Liz Quilty § Health ‡ Comments Off °

Cats vs Humans – a Night Time Fiesta!

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Posted 18 May 2011 † Liz Quilty § Family ‡ Comments Off ° Tagged: , , ,

1001 uses for Vaseline

Tweet Was sent this one via email Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until one day, he comes across a Harley with a ‘for sale’ sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years  old. It is shiny and in absolute mint [...]

Posted 16 May 2011 † Liz Quilty § ‡ Comments (2) °