Category Archives: Humour

A stock reply to unsolicited dick pics

Tweet Written by┬áSarah-Louise Jordan apparently is a great stock reply to dick pics sent to you. Dear sir, Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration. We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time. However, […]

Dear Media Outlets, DailyMail ,and other “News” sites.

Tweet Dear Media Outlets, DailyMail ,and other “News” sites. I imagine your life my be somewhat boring, some of the news reported is barely news at all. I am just wondering though, would it not be better to let go the extra reporters than to keep reporting on the inane drivel you spout? If I […]

What is a calorie?

Tweet What is a calorie? Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter… MY WARDROBE IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SHITS.