One line ASCII art for Twitter, IRC, Facebook etc

Was hunting about for some of this recently and was unable to find any decent other than a few here or there. So I combined them all into one page.


\-o-/      Bat

><>      Fish

><(((('>      Fish

/><{{{{">       Fish

ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmo'      Millipede

----{,_,">         Mouse

~~~~~~^~~~~~       Shark

__@/       Snail

/-o-\          Spider

/\o/\          Spider

///\oo/\\\           Spider (or some kind of bug)

_/\,     Worm

_/\__/\__0>   Worm

\-o-/  Bat

/-o-\   Spider

=^..^= Kitty cat 

@( * O * )@ Koala

_mmmP    Loch Nes monster 

<:3 )~~~ Mouse (top view) 

<^__)~~ Mouse (side view) 

c---I-I-I-I{  Scorpion

<(^.^)> happy cat

<(@.@)> cat who stayed up too late

<(o.O)> confused cat

 ,/\,/\,/\,/\,/\,/\,o  Caterpillar

 <`)))>< Fish  ¸.·´¯`·.´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸><(((º>    Fish Swimming

<(^.^)> Happy Cat 

=^..^= Kitty cat 

@( * O * )@ Koala 

 @('_')@ Monkey

°l°(,,,,);  Sheep 

///\oo/\\\  Spider 

<(*)><<<<<< - bird 

And it's fun to do a mirror image of two animals facing each other
----{,_,"><",_,}---- Are they kissing or facing off WWE style? "I'm gonna git you, sucka!" 

Or even better yet, let's have a mouse face off with a worm!


\-o-/ Sleepy person

/-o-\ Sleepy person

(>n_n)><(n_n<) - Hug

d(OwO)b - Listening to music

ô¿ô -   Staring at you

(=.=)~   sleeping

 ---=======[}   Pie fight

(^_^)'/ waving

O-/-<]: - skateboarding

(@_@) Concerned / Stoned / Stressed

ô¿ô Looking at you

^_^ Very Happy 

[^_^] Very Happy 2 

(-.-)Zzz... Sleeping 

[{-_-}] ZZZzz zz z... Sleeping Baby w/Pillow 


8==8 dog bone

 [_]3 Cup of coffee

 -@-@- Glasses

|==|iiii|>----- Needle

(===||:::::::::::::::> Sword

@->- small rose 

<3 Heart ())__CRAYON___)) >

@-}-- Rose 1 

@}}>----- Rose 2 

@)}---^-----   Rose 3 

@->-->--- Rose 4 

--------{---(@  Rose 5 

d[ o_0 ]b Robot 

^i^ Angel 


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\,,/(^_^)\,,/ Rock on

,,!,,(^_^),,!,, F-off

Tree Climbing Goats will make you snort

Dont say i didnt warn you! I got this from my sister, and snorted big and loud in the office and embarassed myself.

Before you jump to conclusions: no, these were not created by a bored geek in Photoshop. Amazingly, these uncanny animals are actually real: they climb the Argan trees of Morocco in search of food, which is otherwise sparse in the region. Over time they have become not only able to climb trees but downright adept at the art – the traipse across trees with a sure-footedness that is hard to imagine from a hoofed animal.

tree-climbing-goatsThe droppings of the goats contain the kernels of the seeds they consume which are, strangely enough, used by locals to press and grind into oil. Even more disturbingly: this oil has a number of uses including culinary (yes, people eat it) and cosmetic (yes, they also smear it on themselves). You might want to skip over the versions of these products sold by local farmers for the somewhat cleaner mass-produced varieties. For a quarter-liter bottle of this goat-digested kernel-oil you can expect to pay from 15 to 50 dollars.

amazing-goatsKnown as skilled navigators of treacherous mountain conditions, maybe it isn’t such a surprise after all to find goats making their way up the steep and narrow trunks and branches of only slightly more dangerous trees. Unfortunately, the Argan tree is slowly being over-harvested so you may have to hurry to see the real thing. Still not sure you believe the images of goats climbing trees up to heights of 30 feet? There is nothing quite like a video to convince even the most cynical skeptics:


And to top it off heres some video (in case you just didnt believe me!)

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