40 years of marriage… Be careful what you wish for – joke/humour

Came via email from several sources:

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’
The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband’.
The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: ‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me’.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!…the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female….

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say?

Received this gem in an email being forwarded šŸ™‚


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This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.Ā  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!Ā  They put in a correction the next day.
I just couldn’t help but send this along. Too funny.


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Did I read that right?

Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!