Welcome to the real world, the art of non conformity

Interesting read here http://chrisguillebeau.com/3×5/welcome-to-the-real-world/

Something’s been bothering me lately, and judging from what I know about the people who read these articles each week, I bet it’s bothered some of you before too.

It’s that phrase—“Welcome to the Real World.”

Have you ever heard that? It’s usually intended as a sarcastic remark about what someone else has said or is doing.

It might also have been phrased like this:

That’s just not how it works.

You’ll understand better one day when you’re (older, wiser, have a mortgage, whatever)

That sounds nice, but it’s unrealistic.

Let me share something very important with you: these are the things that people say when they want to marginalize you.

Other negative adjectives are idealistic, naïve, and well-meaning. If you hear those words, get ready – someone is very close to telling you about their interpretation of the ‘real world.’

To be more precise, here’s what the real world looks like from the perspective of those who would like to welcome you to this world:

  • Remaining true to principles or values is admirable to a point, but after a while we are expected to compromise them in order to be true to a greater good
  • No one should be ‘too much’ of anything. If you’re too smart, you can’t relate to regular people. If you’re too rich, you don’t understand how the rest of us live. If you’re too nice, even, you’re naïve for not knowing that the world is a dog-eat-dog place where each person must compete for scarce resources.
  • Anyone who is able to break loose and find their own way should be treated with suspicion. The attitude is, “If I can’t do that, you shouldn’t be able to either.”

Please note: the real world is not reality. It is not defined by facts. It is determined by the collective perception of unremarkably average people. They are the people in the Matrix who have taken the blue pill.

Remember that?

Naturally, I have a different perspective from those who talk about the real world. The perspective is: THIS IS ABSURD.

Here’s how I see it instead:

  • No one is better than you. Short of being enslaved, no one can get away with telling you what to do without you accepting it
  • The best years of our lives are neither behind us nor ahead of us. They are RIGHT NOW, so we’d better take advantage of them
  • You can walk away from a good job and have more freedom and opportunity than the colleagues you leave behind
  • The widespread belief in deferred gratification—where we willingly put off the things we want for decades in a vague hope that one day we can enjoy life—is a false belief that prevents people from finding their purpose at an early age
  • The world is waiting for you for you to go out and see it. No need to pack the Lonely Planet or plan much of anything before you go. You’ll figure it out

I’m well aware what people in the ‘real world’ say about these ideas. They say pretty much the same thing that has always been said throughout history about unrealistic ideas. You know, those notions about how women should have the same rights as men, human beings should not be bought and sold, lay people should have access to religious texts, criminals should be rehabilitated instead of simply put to death, and so on.

All of those crazy, unrealistic ideas that could never work in the Real World.


When presented with the “Welcome to the Real World, that’s not how it works here” pitch, you have to choose whether to ignore it or fight back.

Be careful when you choose to fight back, because people who hold these beliefs are like caged animals. In the long run you are smarter, stronger, and have more stamina than them, but in the short run, you might get bitten if you put your hand in the cage. When animals or small-minded people feel threatened, they tend to lash out at whoever is nearby.

If you do fight back (carefully), the response that comes to mind is something like this:

“Maybe that’s not how it works for you in your world. However, not all of us are sleepwalkers. Some of us are alive.

Some of us have not given up on the unrealistic.

Some of us have taken the red pill.

Some of us don’t want the things in the real world.”

The Living World

The alternative to the real world is to join the living world. Joseph Campbell understood this alternative years ago when he wrote about the meaning of life:

People say that what we’re seeking is a meaning for life. I don’t think that’s what we’re really seeking. What we seek is an experience of being alive.

The living world gives us yet another reason to be happy about the world falling apart around us. In the context of losing wealth and job security, more people are choosing to seek the experience of being alive. Some (certainly not all) are realizing that the real world has failed them, and that they need to find another way to make it now that the curtain has been lifted.

Yes, I know it sucks to realize that everything you’ve been told is a lie, but consider the alternative – would you rather spend your whole life believing the lie? Don’t get me wrong, I know there are plenty of people who would choose the lie. They are the ones who say your ideas are unrealistic and you aren’t living in the real world.

But the good news is that the people in the ‘real world’ are losing their ranks, and some of them are ready to wake up. If you’ve already done so, you’re ahead of the game.

You can help people wake up from sleepwalking and welcome them to the living world.

I don’t think that’s an unrealistic idea at all.